Haven 4x05 redux

[dahlia_moon]

I can talk more coherently about last night's episode:

• I'm pretty sure Jordan/Wade hooking up is bad. (Damn it, Jordan, I want to feel bad for you, and you do show glimpses of these moments where I find myself sympathizing with you, but then you revert to wanting to kill everybody so I don't know.)
• I still find myself partial to Jordan/Dwight, damn it fandom. :(
• Duke realizing it was really Audrey-pretending-to-be-Lexie there at the end totally sucker-punched me. Yes, I was one of those fans who was totally buying the act Audrey was putting on. Although I did find it weird that she didn't push away Nathan when he first saw her lying there in the grass and gave her that pretty passionate kiss. In retrospect that should've tipped me of that nothing was as it seemed.
• We still don't know what Dave knows about the door.
• Or anything really about William.
• I really hope he ends up being related to her in someway tho. There are enough love triangles already, so stop it.
• Speaking of love, DUKE/JENNIFER ARE THE CUTEST. NO THEY ARE THE CUTEST. HE INVITED HER TO GO LIVE ON HIS BOAT AHSFJKSDLFJDSKFJDSFJ IT'S THE SHIP THAT LITERALLY SAILS ITSELF
• NATHAN JUST GOD NATHAN HIS POOR HEARTBROKEN SOUL. "I don't want you, I want Audrey. And I know that's a terrible thing to say, but that's how I feel."
• Now that Audrey is back, I know she'll still keep up the Lexie act for Nathan's benefit, so there's no question there.
• There is the question, though, of WHEN WILL NATHAN FIND OUT THE TRUTH??? BECAUSE REALLY
• Nathan, from now on, and forever more, shall only be known as Cheekbones.
• The only thing that bothers me is that there's the gaping hole of how would Lexie know who she most wanted to be when she got out of the disappearing barn?? (Unless her talking with William triggered some kind of memories in her so that she knew who she wanted to be when the door dropped her off, but that's a headcanon at best.)