[drabble] Uncomfortable and hot, but at least alive (H50, Kono/Mary)

I wish there was some way to know who has you author subscribed on Ao3, just out of morbid curiosity. I know people like their anonymity and privacy, and that's okay, but again, I just want to know if people are there for small fandoms or big fandoms or which particular character/pairing or whatnot. I wouldn't even need usernames necessarily! Just something like:
[x person] subscribed for [x fandom] and the 'x' would stay as an 'x' in the [x person] example. I know there'd be some logistical problems with this, but I'd like to think they could be solved. I'm thinking this would be useful for people like me who are multi-fannish so trying to guess why people are subscribed to you is a crap-shoot. (The stats do tell you which stories people have subscribed to, which is awesome. And nerve-wrecking, but mostly awesome.)

Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful for the statistics we do get, but you know human nature. You get a little taste of something you like, and then, all of a sudden, you want to binge on both the chocolate and ice cream (or is that just me?).

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I did manage to churn out a drabble last night, posted this afternoon:
Title: Uncomfortable and hot, but at least alive
Prompt: Challenge #388 - clandestine for femslash100
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Pairing: Kono Kalakaua/Mary McGarrett
Rating: Pg-13
Word count: 100 (according to my MS program)
Summary: Kono likes Mary, but she also likes being alive, aka the one where Kono and Mary sneak around because the alternative is getting killed by Steve.